Apparently the kids were outside playing and Aidan had to go to the bathroom so he took it upon himself to pee OUTSIDE on a tree in front of his classmates. I have no words. Truthfully, when Tommy told me, I laughed hysterically. Like tears streaming down my face laughing. I know, probably not the most appropriate response but that's what happened. Thankfully I didn't laugh in front of Aidan.
When we go Up North all the guys pee in the woods. I don't have a good explanation for it. Its just how it is. This was the first year Aidan noticed and asked why Daddy peed in the woods and could he do it too? We decided he could and explained that it was OK for him to do this Up North but not at home and certainly not at school and that it was only an Up North thing. He seemed to understand but apparently he does not. It was so hard to be upset with him about it and lets be honest here. Its our fault for letting him do it in the first place. I made sure to get all of my giggles out at work so that when we actually discussed it over dinner and told him that it was not acceptable and that he was not to do it again I wasn't laughing.
It was really funny though! I love being a momma to little boys!
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ReplyDeleteI would love to walk up behind your son cover his mouth and gently take his penis and stroke him off until he gets bigger and I would suck on his penis catching the rest of his pee and swallowing it then I would lay him down on the ground and lift up his shirt and rub his bum and tell him he is really soft and smooth and that’ he is going to enjoy this then I laid down with my head on his bum and I pulled his bum cheeks apart and licked his hole and swallowed everything that was inside his bum even his gooey poop and I swallowed every last drop of his sweet gooey poop and he started moaning and I said that was really yummy and sweet and amazing then I pulled my penis out and jammed it into his cute little boy bum and he started screaming and I said I know it hurts sweetie but you brought this on yourself with your cute little boy bum and cute little boy penis that’ was jiggling around if you weren’t naked none of this would have happened to you then I said that’s it good boy you’re going to make me shoot my load up your cute little boy bum because of your smooth little boy penis and bum then I shot my load then I pulled out then I rolled him over sat him up then he asked me why did you rape me? Then I said because you were so sweet and smooth in your bum and super tight and super warm then I straddled his little boy legs wide open and then I wrapped my lips around his smooth little boy penis and then started moving my head up and down really fast then he was trying really hard to get his penis out of my mouth and he was also trying to get me to stop sucking on his penis but it was too late because I was really enjoying his sweet little boy cum that he exploded into my mouth and I swallowed every last drop of his sweet and gooey and yummy little boy cum then he asked me why did you suck me off? Then I said because you’re smooth little boy penis was so yummy and sweet and you’re penis head was really gooey and it was the best thing that I have ever tasted and everything that comes out from little boy penises tastes that much better. Then I flipped him over again and I started stroking his bum cheeks and then I stuck my finger up into his bum and he started squirming then I said that’s it good boy almost done then I pushed my finger up into his bum even further then I pushed another finger into his bum and I said oh baby make that baby boy penis hard for me that’s it oh yes good boy spurt that warm and gooey cum out good boy you know what I want and you definitely deliver my little boy gooey cum I slid his penis into my mouth and I sucked him off until I made his penis purple and numb and I pulled my fingers out from his cute little boy bum then licked them and then licked his bum and left
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